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      新上任的知縣是山東人,因為要掛帳子,他對師爺說:"你給我去買兩根竹竿來."
      師爺把山東腔的"竹竿"聽成了"豬肝",連忙答應著,急急地跑到肉店去,對店主說:"新來的縣太爺要買兩個豬肝,你是明白人,心里該有數吧!"
      店主是個聰明人,一聽就懂了,馬上割了兩個豬肝,另外奉送了一副豬耳朵.
      離開肉鋪后,師爺心想:"老爺叫我買的是豬肝,這豬耳朵當然是我的了……"于是便將獵耳包好,塞進口袋里.回到縣衙,向知縣稟道:"回稟太爺,豬肝買來了!"
      知縣見師爺買回的是豬肝,生氣道:"你的耳朵哪里去了!"師爺一聽,嚇得面如土色,慌忙答道: "耳……耳朵……在此……在我……我的口袋里!" 


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